Red Alert!

!!! Red Alert !!!

"PHONE A FRIEND!"

The world as we know it is ending... So why waste time doing things you don't like?

Here is a website filled with all sorts of garbage that I like. Sometimes it's a blog post about something weird I saw today, and other times it's an unhinged substance-induced re-telling of a video game that nobody likes.

Click around and find out!

Highscores

1. Asteroids:12100

2. TwinBee:106500

3. From Below:20820 (Tetris)

4. Dig Dug:14700

5. Berserk:1980

Think Happy Thoughts, Think Happy Thoughts, Think Happy Thoughts, Think Happy Thoughts, Stay Calm.

!!! Featured Dispatches !!!

Creamy Orange Sky

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me...

- Emma Lazarus, The New Colossus

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore— For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Nameless here for evermore.

- Edgar Allan Poe