Red-Alert

!!! Red Alert !!!

By activating this website you've just initiated the final phase of existence, which we've aptly named:

"The End of the World"

Fret not! Our diligent staff of End-Times Specialists and Associate End-Times Specialists will be working day and night to help inform and prepare you for impending doom. In the meantime, please enjoy the "art" and "culture" presented to you during these final moments.

Thank you for understanding.


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////// BREAKING NEWS: Owl-men have been sighted near the 13-th sub-level of the Johnston Building basement. Multiple human casualties, local law enforcement are on the scene. Electric scooter tours have been cancelled until further notice. //////

!!! Latest Dispatches !!!